If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

An Irish man walks into his home and orders a drink.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

Why was the man waiting at the bus stop? He was on his way to work

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you like your life? No. OK.

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

What did the ginger say to the blond? Hello, what is your name?

Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

There are four dead people on a boat. They commit suicide. Why did they commit suicide. To get to the other side!

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

This sentence is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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