- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

knock knock who's there? be. be who? *hits you with a batterang. BECAUSE ITS BATMAN

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

What's clear and wet? water

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

there was a guy who wanted to be bad and have bitches but he died from all the smoking and drinking and went to hell for eternal damnation

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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