Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

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I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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A man is sitting at a bar. He stands up and goes over to these bikers playing pool. He then walks over to the bartender and says "I bet you three hundred dollars that I can pee in that bottle over there." The bartender looks at the bottle and sees there is a good five meters between the two. The bartender then agrees. The man takes out his penis and begins to pee. His pee stream goes everywhere on the bar, on the cash register, and espicially on the laughing bartender. It goes everywhere except inside the bottle. The man finishes and zips his pants. He then smiles at the bartender while handing him three hundred dollars. The bartender asks "why are you laughing you lost three hundred dollars?" Which the man replies "See those bikers by the pool table laughing?...I bet them five hundred dollars each that I could pee on your bar, on your cash register, and on your face and you would laugh and be happy." The bartender then reached under his bar and toke out his bat. He then continued to break the mans knees and then perceeded to pee on his bruised and battered face.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

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How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

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why dont they make black forks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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