What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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NEVER

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

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You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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Moooo

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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