- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

What did the 5 cent store clerk say to the customer? That will be 5 cents.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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