- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Cameron is a r e t a r d

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

Tell you something funny.

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Q: Wy did the Araib cross the road? A: To open another gas station.

A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse. The horse walks out of the bar kicking over some chairs and scaring some people because he is a horse and horses do not belong in public atmospheres.

Im Tom and I'm an alcoholic...

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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