Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

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Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

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BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

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JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

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What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea lives for around 5 minutes in hot water.

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Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

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I'm sn otter

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racism...deal with it!

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

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Neither have I

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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