what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

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What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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