A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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whats worse than gill? nothing

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Did you hear the one about the HIV positive man that got rear-ended on the highway? The motorist behind him was distracted on his cell phone, and did not hit the breaks in time to stop.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

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A guy walks in to a bar, waving a gun around. He acidentally shoots himself in the foot He died from the bloodloss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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