- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

Bumsniffer

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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