- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

david your girlfriend has a nice ass

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

My friend harris is fat.

whats polish and black a polish black person

Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Person 1: Can I ask you a question? Person 2: You just did.

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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