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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

giddy goat

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

Why are fire trucks red Well fire trucks have 4 wheels, and they have 8 people in them, 4+8, is 12, there are 12 inches in a foot, a foot is a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a boat, boats sail the seven seas, fish are in the seven seas, fish have fins, the Finns defeated the Russians, Russians are red, And that is why fire trucks are red.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off the cliff? ........………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………...........................................................................………………………………….…………….........................................................................………………,………………..................................................................... .

A man with tourettes walks into a bar, due to his disease he shouts unexpected profanities across the room; everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the pressure anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom and pulls out a gun and points it at his head. HIs wife of 15 years walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to conceive. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man diagnosed with touretts then goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. After he killed everybody he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentanced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man with touretts still cannot control his ticks and rots in jail everyday screaming obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

womens rights

Hey, austin, what are you doing?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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