Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Q. who's george porchy?

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why does a man walks into a bar? it was a metal bar so he probably was retarted

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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mark is religion

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? That boy that dropped a perfectly good ice cream cone from a road accident involving a bus due to lack of road safety awareness Oh yeah, and I guess the fact that he probably died or was injured for life is pretty bad too

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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what does a squid and a worm have in commen they both are animals

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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PEANIS!

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Anti Joke

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