- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

I killed someone on minecraft.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

"Whats your favorite number?" "9." "Is it because thats your jersey number." "Thats my jersey number?"

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Neither have I

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

all these jokes suck ass

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