If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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