- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

Your mom is so fat when she sat on wallmart she lowered the prices

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Why did the cat land on it's back.... because its dead .......

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

If you play a Justin Bieber album backwards, I swear you can hear satanic messages... but even worse, if you play it forward, you hear Justin Bieber.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

Knock, knock. Come in.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

How do you get a little kid out of a tree Throw a jar of foreskin at him

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