- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

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A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

DARK FACT: A ratchet black chick would say that was racist.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What do you call a dozen Muslims waiting to board a train? Passengers...you racist.

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

Why do girls not have to have drivers license? Because they don't need a car to get from the bedroom to the kitchen ;) Don't mean to offend anybody! His joke is just funny

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