Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

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whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

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So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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