What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why will this joke be the most hated? Because it sucks

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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Woman's rights

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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religion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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