After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Joke.

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A man walks into a bar Ouch

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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