How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Getting killed in a plane crash.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What did Santa Clause say to Rudolf? Nothing. Santa's not real.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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