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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you buy a big mac with a ten pound note? Change.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

One man calls emergency: - Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! After five minutes, the same man calls back: - It is OK, I found another one.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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