What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

roses are red, violets are blue, tom cruise is gay

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait; it would be quite unsanitary to talk about my genitals in front of you.

Knock knock whos there telephone telephone who telephone refiridgerator

Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

AIDS

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

Yo mama's fat.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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