What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

full house

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

a woman leaves the kitchen.......

Seargent: Quick seal off all the exits so he cant get away. Private: OK 2 minutes later Private: He escaped sir Seargent: What, how Private: through one of the entrances

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

hahahahaha thats not funny

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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