Knock Knock Come in.

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What do you call it when the sh*t hits the fan? The sh*t hits the fan.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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