One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your family is dead, I killed them.

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What do you call a midget on the moon? A midget.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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Gay Rights

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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What did Kim Kardashian say when she got a breast implant? DERP!

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

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How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

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penus

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

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What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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