What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

its all aodhan

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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