Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Today is May 18 2016.

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

The Female Orgasm

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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