Oh...okay, good.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What is worse than breaking your pencil? Flying on a magic carpet

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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What smells bad and is black, A very dirty dead decomposing body.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

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Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

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