how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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A young baby died.

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Whats worse than having aids...... Being in school

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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What has eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs face.

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guest what i love pancakes

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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Nickelback

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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