Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Hitler

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

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Two women were sitting quietly.

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

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Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

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Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

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Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

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What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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