I am a women

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Mullets

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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you lose.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

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knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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