Womens' sports

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Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, orange!

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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a jew walks out of a furnace

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Ask me if im a tree? No

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a woman votes!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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