What's cool about a dead fish? Nothing.

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

Knock Knock whose there brian Brian who oh because im chinese you assume my second name is Hu? terribly sorry theres been a misunderstanding, i was asking you surname, i should have been more specific! No it my fault, i dont know why i overreacted my second name is Hu its ok, what can i do for you? is it allright to come in for some noodles? are you paying? only a reasonable price ok then, dont see why not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

Why did the black guy get kicked out of the bar? He was riding a jack hammer

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

Whats funnier than 24.....25

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

What do you call a bloody Jewish guy nailed to a piece of wood. Jesus

Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

cancer

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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