Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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