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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

There were once three bears who lived in a cottage in the forest. They left to go to the market one day. While they were gone a blonde girl walked into their cabin. Meanwhile at the market, everyone was freaking out that there were bears there.

Who would win in a chess duel between Ender Wiggin and Artemis Fowl? Artemis Fowl will calculate the optimal path to move his pieces. Ender Wiggin will calculate the optimal path to kill the queen, so all the other pieces just sort of fall down.

What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is brown red and white? I don't know, that's why I asked you

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

knock knock There's no door

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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