Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

216-409-7176 Call me.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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