Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What is a life without options.... an optionless life

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A man walks into a bar and orders an alcoholic beverage. The bartender serves him and inquires about the man's day. The man says nothing, drinks his beverage, pays his tab and walks out.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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roses are red violets should be purple

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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