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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - Could you please take a look at my neck it has been hurting there for several weeks now.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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