- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

The Holocaust

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Bob:Know who's really stupid? Rick:Who? Bob:Your mum.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

roses are red violets should be purple

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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