- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Black people stink of shite!

my mind's eye?

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

A baby seal walks into a club

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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