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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

The guy above me has a very nice joke

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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