The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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What do you call a dog with no arms and no legs. It doesn't matter what you call him he still won't come.

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Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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What do you call a black man with a wooden leg? A veteran.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

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They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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i just wrote this so hard

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There's my tractor.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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