If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

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Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

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What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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?u?? ????? ????? '?? p??? o? u?op ?p?sdn s??? p?dd??? no? ??

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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How can you tell an Irishman from a frenchman? Well, if you look back at both there heritages...

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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