A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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what did Stephen Hawking say to the prositute? nothing, because he has a disability which renders him unable to speak

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Boy: "Mom, I don't want to walk in circles anymore." Mother: "Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the ground."

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A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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