JUST KIDDING^

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Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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woman's rights

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was pursuing his dream of becoming the world's best circus clown, which six developed a fear of in a tragic circus accident which occured in his childhood. Therefore, six was afraid of seven.

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Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

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Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

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Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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