- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

roses are red and have big balls woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

If you have 24 hours to live what would u choose to do? I would choose to take stander ised testing b/c it feels like it's forever.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

gay people

A man... walks.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

Why did the man rape the woman? He had a lapse in judgement.

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