what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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the holocaust

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What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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