why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? Oh my god, I thought you said you'd never forget.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies In a tub 10 and 1/2

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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