Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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a man says "whats shakin bakin" to a friend, but his friend was shaking, because he often has seizures... thats what was shakin

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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100 chefs walk into a bar

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Daym im romantic

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What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

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A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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PEANIS!

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Anti Joke

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