im typkiking wifrh myv troes. Sorry, i was typing with my toes.

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Reading books

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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Tim and Eric

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Black people stink of shite!

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What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

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Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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you know what they say, Big man, Big hypertrophic cardiomyopathy, shame he died

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Hello Braydon

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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