- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

You know whats better than 24? 25

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

A man walks into bar and orders a drink. The bartender says " Hey I saw a bunch of men coming in and out of your house while you were on vacation last week." The man replied " I know. That's because my wife is a prostitute."

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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