My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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A bartender walks into the man and the bar said nothing because it was inanimate.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get back before curfew.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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A new family have moved in next to me. They have three little kids and they've challenged me to a water fight in the back yard, so I'm just writing this while I'm waiting for the kettle to boil

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Why did blink-182 get a record deal? Because they play quality punk rock.

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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What did the pc say to the Mac? You suck

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Dont read this joke

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What would happen if you put a marshmellow in a tractor Because 7, 8, 9

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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