- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen and warns him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and otherwise damaging consequences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

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