What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Knock, Knock Why did you just say knock knock?

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What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Hello Braydon

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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Hey, wanna here a dirty joke? A pig fell in mud.

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I was so fat I went on a diet

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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Adele walks into the stables

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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