How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

full house

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Yes

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Justin Bieber

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks into a bar. His parents were immigrants from South Africa.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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