What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

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whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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