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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

im @ work, LOL.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Wanna hear a joke? Me to.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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