- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

im at school

What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

Gay Rights

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Agent 47.

Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

womens rights

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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