- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

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