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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? The entire population.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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