- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

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Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?? Theres one less drunk.

A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

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