- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Your mom is so fat she should probably go to her doctor and ask for a prescription of diabetic pills

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

captcha: all yer base

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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