- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Yo mama so fat when she looked at the scale it said to be continued

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

What is similar to an orange?? A tangerine.

The MLS

The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A man... walks.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

gay people

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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