- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

A Mexican, a black guy, and a Muslim are riding in the back of a car. Who is driving? Their friend Keith.

Hi what I lug you

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Nickleback.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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