You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, the highest he placed was 4th.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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A man is walking in the desert, alone and lost, when suddenly he finds a lamp. The man picks up the lamp and to his surprise, a genie bursts out of the lamp ! The genie says to the man: "Thank you, kind man! You have freed me from this prison I have been in for a million years. I am in your dept and will grant you three wishes." The man replies: "Wow, you've been in there for a million years and all you have to give me are three wishes?" The genie was really sad to hear of the man's lack of appreciation and flew away, leaving the man. The man eventually died of starvation and dehydration.

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How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

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Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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ded on boomer and aodddan

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

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