What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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im @ work, LOL.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

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Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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I've got ninety-nine problems, all of them very diverse and possibly involving women.

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What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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Whats long and black? The unemployment line

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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