Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

I like U.............................nicorns :D

A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

I wrote a funny joke.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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