Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

Nock Nock It's open.

What is worse than 20 babies stapled to trees? 1 baby stapled to 20 trees.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Cows are land manatees.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

Tunechi

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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