What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

Daym im romantic

100 chefs walk into a bar

Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What's white and capable of flash photography? A pony, I lied about the photography.

why was the tolit stoped up. because it had phoo

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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