Whats your name? Bill. I have a son named Kevin.

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What did the duck say to the moose? Quack

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An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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Whats the greatest part of buttsex the refrigerators

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Barack Obama

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There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

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Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

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Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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