Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

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What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

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What did the old man catch at a baseball game? Aids.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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NEVER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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