- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Stranger at door: Knock knock Oliver Twist: Who's there? Stranger at door: Not your parents.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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