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What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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