Q: How do you get a giraffe into a refrigerator? A: You open the door put the giraffe in and the close the door. Q: How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? A: You open the door to the refrigerator take the giraffe out then put the elephant in and close the door. Q: The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend but one, which one is it? A: The elephant it's in the fridge Q: You have to cross a river that is inhabited by crocodiles how do you cross it? A: You swim across, the crocodiles are at the animal conference.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

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Want to hear a funny joke Rojo Bunchie

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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