- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Winter

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Q: Why doesn't the young lady speak very much? A: Because she's a whore

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Not having an apple, reguardless of its inhabitants.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What did the Jews say before they got of the bus? Let's make like a Jewish kid's forskin and get the hell out of here.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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