Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

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What's black and white and red all over? A piece of discarded newspaper previously covering the half dismembered torso of a dead prostitute.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

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Justin Bieber

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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