Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

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Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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Why did the man put his penis in the baby? Because it's warmer than a watermelon.

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What do you call a black man at the head of the U.S.? A mistake.

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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i am writing this because i felt like it.

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Tough crowd tonight...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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