- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do your parents know you're gay?

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did osama bin laden cross the road? To commit suicide

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Psychics.

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Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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