- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Dear God, That wasn't cool. Seriously. From, Japan

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Gangnam style

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

A man makes a sandwich.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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