it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

what do you call a black chef glendon

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What was the mentally challenged kids first word? He was retarded so it wasn't a word.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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