- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue. Wouldn't want to be caught in the crossfire.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A black guy walks into a bar... 3 hours later He walks out...

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Im taking a shit right now.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

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