You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

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Justin Bieber

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A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

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Did you hear about the man who swam to the bottom of the ocean? He drowned

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A man walks into a bar. The bar is closed and the man is a thief. The police are promptly called in fear that the situation may become increasingly dangerous.

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Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

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Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

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so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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DON"T READ THIS!

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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