Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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I STUCK MY TESTICLE IN A BLENDER!!!

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DON"T READ THIS!

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

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what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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YouTube Is Red Facebook Is Blue Porn Hub Is Down You'll Have To Do

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

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Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

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A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

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What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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