What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

How do you get a cat out of a tree? Throw a jar of foreskin at it.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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