What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

whats 69+2? 71

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Reading books

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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